
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday, December 27, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Reasons horses towed cars... cars got stuck easy, horses pulled them out... but did you know Nantucket outlawed cars from 1900 to 1918?

For nearly twenty years, from 1900 to 1918, Nantucket was the only place in the nation that successfully fought encroachment of the automobile within its limits. Opposing politicians on the mainland and large property owners, mostly non-residents, Nantucketers kept the island free of the "gasoline buggy" until the final vote of the town on May 15, 1918. By the narrow margin of forty - 326 to 286 - the automobile was allowed entry.
Clinton Folger was the mail carrier for Nantucket. Because cars were forbidden by the town, he towed his car to the state highway for driving to Siasconset: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Horse_drawn_US_Mail_car.jpg
But why do the next two cars appear to have been changed to make a seat for the horse driver where the radiator should be?
Brilliant and wise reader angyl_roper (if your email was available on your profile or any of your 3 blogs, I'd email to thank you!) used the comment feature to tell me that: "During the Depression, Ford sold a conversion kit so that you could use a horse to pull your car since fuel was too expensive. I believe this was for the Model A primarily, but also for the Model T. (so why work your horse so hard, instead of just riding the horse and leaving the car at home?)
However, I'll also note that the top two pictures are snowy and it could just be that hitching up horses (and a sled, in the second one) was an easier way to get your car where you needed it than driving it there.

Friday, December 24, 2010
Idiot who drove around the police barrier because he thought his Porsche could make it regardless of the flood level river running over the road
Thursday, December 23, 2010
if you've never seen an Isetta pulling a trailer, you aren't alone, they probably never have, but if they could it'd be an airstream, right?

from http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=428585&page=738
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Kids three wheelers, the start of a lifetime of enjoying cool stuff with wheels




photos from http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=428585&page=733
Holiday warning about driving
Thought it would be better to get this out before the Holidays...
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by my buddy Mike who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
Happy Holidays!
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by my buddy Mike who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
Happy Holidays!
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Rusty Chevrolet by the Yoopers... getting you in the Christmas mood with car stuff!
Skip the first 45 saeconds, they are trying to relate how hard it is to find and dig your car out of the blizzard snow
If you are from the deep snow North like me (yooper) you can relate, and if you enjoy the easy going humor of this bunch of snow bound, beer drinking, deer hunters, here's another song "My Car Won't Go" but the band never made a video for it, this one was added to the song by someone who felt the pain of lots of snow and no way to get traction
If you are from the deep snow North like me (yooper) you can relate, and if you enjoy the easy going humor of this bunch of snow bound, beer drinking, deer hunters, here's another song "My Car Won't Go" but the band never made a video for it, this one was added to the song by someone who felt the pain of lots of snow and no way to get traction
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
What the hell? Another elephant! In a 1914 Model T

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqb8ThK5zthTzvkNWq-qhG86-Dvzl38zKeLCU5wqCknHF8aWSyyhW72mWt7xMcstNTweYnm5Ji0KWTP6aGLJkY59ioVZ1-47sg3jojHlNiPQs0-sIdlPXgPk5EvEshlv23Q_PuLtsgifw/s1600/tumblr_lbsfheyvx21qc5jwso1_1280.bmp and of course the stop light elephant http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2010/06/ever-wonder-what-to-do-with-elephant.html
Photo from http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=428585&page=270
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Some of the most unusual photos show up on Tumblr sites... but it takes a lot of browsing






from: http://makeadish.tumblr.com/
Monday, December 13, 2010
The Winged Express driver passes the competition on the far side of the track, between the other dragster and the wall, post burnout lane change
Learned about it in the Feb 2011 Hot Rod magazine, Roddin at Random. Too bad Hot Rod isn't more focused on drag racing and hot rods instead of new Chevy LS engine head tech articles and putting LS engines into a 1979 Camaro. When did a 79 Camaro with any engine ever define "Hot Rod"?
Monday, December 6, 2010
funniest thing I read all day, the writing of Scott Longman in Mopar Action, Feb 2011 issue, '68 Power Wagon feature
"Displacement! No, MORE displacement! No, more than THAT! Offset journals and crank throws and who gives a good rat's thyroid if the piston skirts are in contact with the holes at the bottom end!
496 CID? No! More! 500? Keep at it! A Callies crank? 540? Yes!
540 flag waving, magnificent, glory laden American cubic inches! But flow? Heads! From Indy! Fire hoses have less flow! Fuel injection? Not a chance! No drama! No history!
Carbs! Leviathan carbs! 900! No! 1,000! What, are you lame? 1,100! Yes! 2200 CFM worth of carbs at full throttle that look like the Deep Throat Tunnel project during a class 5 rainstorm!
And what do you mean, atmospheric pressure? If I want atmospheric pressure, I'll inhale! Belts! Blowers! Boost! No, MORE boost! No, more than THAT! A Procharger F1R!
Dammit Boost is America! Why the hell did we go through the revolutionary war and adopt Adam Smith and put up the flag on Mt Suribachi and survive Jimmy Carter if we aren't going to have boost? How's 20 pounds? 20? Not a chance! make it a nice round number like 29! What? The motor will blow up? Intercoolers! No, bigger than that!
Set to chill Chernobyl! Heat exchangers that hang icicles in Hades! We're going for a column of air that would flash freeze green beans, denser that Elena Kagan, but half the weight and triple the throughput!"
496 CID? No! More! 500? Keep at it! A Callies crank? 540? Yes!
540 flag waving, magnificent, glory laden American cubic inches! But flow? Heads! From Indy! Fire hoses have less flow! Fuel injection? Not a chance! No drama! No history!
Carbs! Leviathan carbs! 900! No! 1,000! What, are you lame? 1,100! Yes! 2200 CFM worth of carbs at full throttle that look like the Deep Throat Tunnel project during a class 5 rainstorm!
And what do you mean, atmospheric pressure? If I want atmospheric pressure, I'll inhale! Belts! Blowers! Boost! No, MORE boost! No, more than THAT! A Procharger F1R!
Dammit Boost is America! Why the hell did we go through the revolutionary war and adopt Adam Smith and put up the flag on Mt Suribachi and survive Jimmy Carter if we aren't going to have boost? How's 20 pounds? 20? Not a chance! make it a nice round number like 29! What? The motor will blow up? Intercoolers! No, bigger than that!
Set to chill Chernobyl! Heat exchangers that hang icicles in Hades! We're going for a column of air that would flash freeze green beans, denser that Elena Kagan, but half the weight and triple the throughput!"
Friday, December 3, 2010
California lawmakers can't pass or balance a budget, but get 5 million dollars worth of new cars annually for their personal use
Don't sweat it... it's the only state that wastes money on rich politicians automotive needs. Well, unless you count free gas and insurance... I bet your lawmakers and politicians don't pay for gas or insurance. I bet they get chauffered limos as a way around your state purchasing cars for them. You likely know they get a lifelong pension better than double your annual income, free medical care you can't afford, and you'd scream to be told the free overseas flights on "fact finding missions" and subsequent luxury hotel accomodations and vacation in overseas countries.
Wankers as the Brits would call them (in polite company)
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2010/12/03/free-luxury-cars-for-lawmakers-amid-calif-budget-mess/ has the following to report about it: (I'm summarizing to avoid copyright BS)
California is the only state to provide rank-and-file lawmakers a luxury perk as the state has a 6 billion dollar deficit.
The state buys cars for lawmakers unlimited use under a decades-old program.
It spent more than $5 million for the latest suite of vehicles, including a $55,000 Cadillac and a $52,000 Lexus.
I listened to this today on KNX am 1070 Los Angeles
Think all of this is nuts? Heard of Speaker of the House Pelosi?
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=231461
"Since 2007, we U.S. taxpayers have paid $2,100,745 for now-outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to make 85 flights aboard a 42-seat Air Force C-32 – which is the size of a Boeing 757"
Wankers as the Brits would call them (in polite company)
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2010/12/03/free-luxury-cars-for-lawmakers-amid-calif-budget-mess/ has the following to report about it: (I'm summarizing to avoid copyright BS)
California is the only state to provide rank-and-file lawmakers a luxury perk as the state has a 6 billion dollar deficit.
The state buys cars for lawmakers unlimited use under a decades-old program.
It spent more than $5 million for the latest suite of vehicles, including a $55,000 Cadillac and a $52,000 Lexus.
I listened to this today on KNX am 1070 Los Angeles
Think all of this is nuts? Heard of Speaker of the House Pelosi?
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=231461
"Since 2007, we U.S. taxpayers have paid $2,100,745 for now-outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to make 85 flights aboard a 42-seat Air Force C-32 – which is the size of a Boeing 757"
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Ever wonder how safe the roads are when old people can't see over the steering wheel? How safe can they drive when looking between the spokes?
Want to join a motorcycle gang, but not sure where to find the right one? Ken at Spotmotorcycles.com did the research for you (funny)
Are you a proud Jewish biker? We've got you covered. Got a mean streak and hail from the great island nation of New Zealand? You'll find like-minded friends below. Love to do good deeds and can rattle off every entrée at The Olive Garden? We've found you a home.
Browse each group and find the one that best suits you. Direct links to each club are provided so you can start working on your application ASAP.
There are the Granny's only, the Samurai only, the East Bay Dragons (blacks only Harleys only), South Korean, Native American, (Nuns) sisters of the Muskegon Motorcycle gang, the Hillel's Angels (Jewish only), Black Power MC in New Zealand (Maori only), the Australian Notorious (Muslim only)
It's a good read, and often funny: http://www.spotmotorcycles.com/offbeat-motorcycle-clubs/
Browse each group and find the one that best suits you. Direct links to each club are provided so you can start working on your application ASAP.
There are the Granny's only, the Samurai only, the East Bay Dragons (blacks only Harleys only), South Korean, Native American, (Nuns) sisters of the Muskegon Motorcycle gang, the Hillel's Angels (Jewish only), Black Power MC in New Zealand (Maori only), the Australian Notorious (Muslim only)
It's a good read, and often funny: http://www.spotmotorcycles.com/offbeat-motorcycle-clubs/
Monday, November 29, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
the Team Prickstine Porcubimmer was at SEMA to spread the good humor of the 24 Hours of LeMons
Each LeMons race is for cars purchased, fixed up, and track-prepped for a total of 500 dollars or less
http://www.porcubimmer.com/
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